Melina

I can't think of anything to say so I'll leave you with an anecdote about coffee.

Coffee is a slippery slope that leads to adulthood.

Forget weed and adderall, the most dangerous problem teens face today is coffee. 

It sounds silly until you really think about it. 

Coffee is a caffeinated beverage used to wake people. Teens are often sleep deprived, causing them to sleep through class and nap after school... unless they drink coffee.  

Then you look at high school, a desolate place filled with zombies (students).

We are given tests, homework, quizzes, exams, study guides and truck loads of equations that burn holes into our minds. The school board keeps us up late, makes us get up early, and forces us to fail or drink coffee. 

Once you start you can't just stop. 

Suddenly you're mixing flavors, adding sugar and creamer, and taking pictures of foam art. 

Next you start to like having your little coffee cup with you at all times. 

Then, you start to talk like an adult to match your stupid jokes about grown ups drinking coffee.

Finally, you start wearing Target shirts that say "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee". 

(no shade to target they have some cute clothes)

After that there's no turning back.

You're an adult, stuck in a cubicle and reading cosmo to help fix your crappy sex life. 

Teenage Dirtbags of America, you have been warned.