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New C&B newsletter out: Avocado toast, a driveway full of stars, and ancillary materials from THE EIGHTH KING! http://mailchi.mp/6d0b7dc3da20/cobbler-bard-press-a-fencer-of-paralleled-loyalty-and-impeachable-reputation
          
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FROM THE DEP'T OF "COOL STORY, BRO":
          
          I'm judging the Dystopian Fiction category of @The_Ooorahs, and although we don't *require* your votes, nor will I necessarily *abide* by your votes, we would absolutely appreciate your votes! I'm not through all the entries, but I can say from what I've seen so far that, wherever you start, your reading time will be well spent. :) Find the Dystopian nominees (as well as the nominees in the other categories, including Space Opera, Superhero, Post-Apocalyptic, Comic, and more) here:
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/441087132-the-ooorahs-voting-stage-voting-open/page/2
          
          (Parenthetically I'll add that, should you find yourself scrolling down to the Cyberpunk category, you'll find a familiar handle at the end who'd also love your vote. But no pressure. :) )
          
          Happy reading!

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New Cobbler & Bard newsletter out today! The evanescence of childhood, the majesty of 17776, and the joys of KISSABILITY: http://mailchi.mp/a4065cd1c552/cobbler-bard-press-todays-game-is-not-as-dumb-as-the-typo-game-but-it-is-super-dumb
          
          
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New Cobbler & Bard newsletter out today! Smeg toasters, AI Chaucer, and an excerpt from a WIP short story on human photosynthesis: http://mailchi.mp/50dc82bd9d40/cobbler-bard-press-what-keeps-a-locust-swarm-moving-is-a-million-tiny-acts-of-violence?e=dad1711d4c
          
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New C&B email: Alaska Thunderf***, the perils of Brazil, and how to make a dinosaur with math! http://mailchi.mp/78ed7c2535af/cobbler-bard-press-i-can-only-assume-that-crackuda-meansgorgeous-beautiful-young-woman-right
          
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