We're all Mad in Wonderland

"Hello, [y/n]!" *tips 10/6 gallon hat towards you* "Let me show you around!" *grabs your hand and pulls you down Rabbit hole* "WELCOME TO WONDERLAND!!!!!!!"

{Later...}

*nudges you awake* "Wake up, [y/n]! Welcome to Wonderland, where we're all mad here...!"

{To be continued...}