Hello my meeps wazzup! My name is Lyzzie and if you EVER call me anything else i will stab u with a spoon!!! Sooo.. I am an Amazingly weird freaky person that dosnt have many friend because People find me annoying but I find myself funny, random, awesome and hufflepuff like.....AND MANY MORE!
█ 10% Stupid
██ 20% Confused
███ 30% Selfless
████ 40% Nerdy
█████ 50% Smart
██████ 60% Loveable
███████ 70% Random
████████ 80% Strangely Odd
█████████ 90% Hysterical
██████████ 100% Me!
Your face isn't a colouring book, so chill on the makeup girls.
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs slɥʇ
ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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A man was in court for murder. The judge reads the 1st charge: "so you killed your wife with a hammer?"
"YOU BASTARD!" shouts a man at the back.
The judge continues: "and then you killed her mother with the hammer?"
"BASTARD!" shouts the man at the back again, but this time the judge gets pissed off and threatins to hold the man with contempt.
"Im sorry judge" says the man. "Im his neighbour and ive been askin him for a loan of a hammer for ages and he said he didnt have 1!!!"
Arent I funny I mean come on. Anyways I'm of to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ! LALALALALALALALALALA UNICORNS!
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