Warren Avila

I start every single morning with a breakfast of iron. I eat nails and razors. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have recieved within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star. About 90% of the European population have my name tattooed somewhere on their skin.

I currently work as the general manager of a multi-national investment firm that deals mainly with funding research for neutron and fusion bombs. I have my own private jet and I use 100 euro bills as my toilet paper.

In my spare time I am the justice given form. I put on a skin-tight moth costume and become Mothman, the dark crusader. My archnemesis is called "The Poker". 

I have many talents. I possess a superior analytic intelligence and my knowledge about everything and all is beyond anything ever known to mankind before me. Compared to me, Einstein was a minor player, merely a pawn. He was dynamite but I am a tactical nuke. In fact I know the meaning of life.

My father is Thor, the God of Thunder, and my mother is the Hive Queen from Aliens.

Because you want to know more about me you can read my biography. It's called "Beowulf".

And Lastly ,  I'm Limited Edition ;D