Wattpad-Featured novelist and humorist who loves language, Krav Maga, and theater.
Other hobbies include wearing socks to bed, being allergic to cats, and informing strangers that I'm a vegetarian.
I also love the hyphen. It's my favorite punctuation mark.
Thank you for giving my characters a pulse.
- California, U.S.A.
- JoinedNovember 27, 2011
I'll Never Write Fiction Again: The Surreal Misadventures of a Digita... Humor
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I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments...