Axl_Rose

✨✨ROGERINA✨✨


FUCKING RIDE THE LIGHTING

-cit. Kirk Hammett

SITH

Dark side of the force 

Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory.

-Hello There!
-General Kenobi!!


Anyway 

Hi my name is (what?) my name is (who?) my name

 is Chicka chicka Slim Shady. 

Anyway my name is (eheheh secret) but all 

those who know me call me Axl because of my 

attitude and character. That is, if you do not know 

Axl Rose you will not understand oh well. However 

to understand how I am you have to think of Axl 

and you will know me. 

I have a band, I play the rhythm guitar.


Then

•STEVEN ADLER SMELLS

•DUFF IS TALL BECAUSE HIS MOM HAD SEX WITH A POLE

•AXL...YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIM.

•IZZY... UHM... YOU CAN'T ASK ANYTHING TO IZZY BECAUSE HE WILL ALWAYS SAY NO

•SLASH...YEAH... HE FELL AGAIN OFF THE STAIRS...

•ROGERINA IS LIFE

• SLASH DOESN'T SEE A FUCK BECAUSE HAS HAIR ON HIS FACE

• BRIAN MAY WAS BORN IN JULY

• AXL WILL HAVE EVER MORE BEAUTIFUL HAIR THAN YOURS

• FREDDIE MERCURY IS THE ONLY MAN EXISTING (AFTER ROGER TAYLOR) WHO IS GOOD IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES, YES, HE IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

•PAMELA ANDERSON IS MY LIFE

 I have Axl-like hair so they are straight and genius I wear the bandana and Ray-Bans (I don't know if you spell that but who cares) then Axl Rose powers to me, I play the drums, the piano, the guitar and the bass ( but the bass is not very good). I have absolute pitch forgive me.
I am a rocker / metal head.
I love ALL and I mean ALL rock, punk, metal, grunge bands between the 60s and 90s.
I'm obsessed with serial killers and my favourites are:

1)Richard Ramirez 
2)Ted Bundy 
3)Jeffrey Dahmer 
4)The Zodiac killer

(I am very interested with their minds)


And then my bands. 
My ABSOLUTE favorites are:

1) Mötley Crüe
2) Guns n Roses
3)Queen
4)Slipknot 
5)Metallica
6)Led Zeppelin
7)AC/DC
8)Hanoi Rocks
9)Rolling Stones
10)SLAYER

YEAH!
-Cit. James Hetfield