Sammich lady

My wife says she wants to write something on wattpad help me convince her to actually do it she’s afraid she’ll get attacked by people online this is bad(kinda)
          
          (This is still out of character)

Have I ever told y’all that I now somehow have a wife(kinda)? 
          
          
          Yeah a lot happened in the span of like what almost half a year

Exams next week,haven’t touched the books yet,I’m failing this one 

This child is now traumatised 

(Yes,I’m alive)
          
          I pulled a stupid again 
          
          
          I deleted discord on my phone,but then I remembered that I don’t know the password to my account,so now I basically lost the account,Yippee.
          
          (If none of the above words make sense,it’s because I’m on 5 hours of sleep,I need more than that to operate.)

Reminder than I’m still alive

✨Boop✨
          Congratulations you haz been booped, send this on 20 other profiles and may there be chaos :D
          
          P.S. from me- THIS IS JK'S FAULT

(Reminder that none of these are in character)
          So um my teacher changed the sitting plan again and now I can’t even see the blackboard…how Tf am I supposed to learn now?why put someone taller than me in front of me?
          
          (I did tell the teacher about this she said I can still kinda see lol)

My mum:you should learn to play an instrument instead of playing Genshin all day!
          
          Me: *learns to play Genshin lyre 
          
          (It’s 11pm still learning )

I failed a subject :(