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HELLOMOTTO!! 

Welcome to my profile, all of my dear stalkers
Now,let's begin the tour of my crazy demented mind.
Oh hush, you know you love it! 
Yes....you, my favorite stalker, the one reading this :)
Ok, moving on...
As you may know, Im a dragon princess in training and I'm indeed married to Niall James Horan. (we eloped in my dreamland Vegas, Nevada where I woke up to my purple maned blue unicorn waiting for me with my sexy new hubby at the huge ass pimped out pumpkin ride that, my dear fairy godmother got for us as a wedding gift, took us flying to Hawaii as honeymoon)
Yes, my age is unknown for all of you..except a few lucky witches and warlocks that poisoned my food with mind-control to figure it out. Annoying little...ok so here's a list of pointless shit about, enjoy:
- I'm a Virgo, so my sign is a virgin...though i act no where near it ;) if you get what I mean.. rawr.
- Am in total love with the color blue<3 
- I consider myself a tomboy most of the time.
- Jeans and hoodies are my thing
- Despise makeup with a burning passion. Can only be caught dead in that shit, except when my dear grinch of a mother forces me into it for parties n'crap.
- I sometimes act like a freakin  year old when I'm moodie
- Others, I can be a total B*tvh and annoy the crap out of you. Only if provoked or deprived of my beauty sleep
- Deerly fond of my beauty sleep, so...NEVER, EVEERR wake me up early in the morning without a good reason, or face my wrath.
- I fight for alien rights, there are people living over and among us! BEWARE!
- Proud supporter of LGBT rights<3 We all deserve to love. 
- Random as a purple couch potato askin a blue unicorn for a piggy back ride while sipping martinis and partyin into a hangover while waking up in the middle of a dessert in Alaska cuddled up to a penguin in the middle of August and hitchhiking a whale back to Narnia.

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