Why IN the hell are you reading this ?!
The names Jackie Chan and I beat up people like all the time, kicking ass is my secondary job. Do you want to get your ass kicked? ;l
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Yea, I thought so.
*INSERT PRETENTIOUS CRAP ABOUT ME HERE*
Go on, waste approximately three minutes of your life... *push*
It's Luke...
I've always wanted a name like Zach... Zachery :)
Lukery (haha)
I'm 18 years young, feel like I'm already too old for the world :'[
Once were friends I will love you forever o_o #Overlyattatchedbestfriend
Instagram: @ LukeLovesYah
I'm also an adorable young boy with love in his eyes (unless you piss me off then I will cut your fingers and stick 'em up your butt, eat your eyeballs then shit on your face while you beg for mercy) I also love dogs :)
I'm not sure why my sexuality matters, but I've seen people do this, so if you must know, I'm BISEXUAL,
umad bro? ;)
Single as a pringle....God, that was cheesy :'[
You can inbox me if you want...... I bite though :D
Don't ask, I'll follow you back all on my own.....I know how it's done ;) and you should all be happy I do it for free c(:
*If you're a Chicago Bulls fan ....Just marry me.
By the way, I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking :'D
THE 2 THINGS I ABSOLUTELY HATE ABOUT INTERNET PEOPLE:
*The instagramers who hashtag everything #sun #fun #suninthesun #funinthsunwhileonthebeach
*OVERUSE OF ACRONYMS. We know you don't really Laugh your fucking ass off (lmfao) ;D
SO, ME IN A FEW WORDS:
*Serial chips and salsa eater
*Majorly underwhelmed
*Loves Humans!
*I've never been a millionaire but I know I'd be darling at it
*Stunt double for the Hulk
*I've tasted the rainbow
*I'm like very busy and important...psshht
Swerve ;)
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@FlipTheHoe Dude-ios are fucking awesome on so many levels :O
@YourSecondCousin Tyler's other account, gosh dude, Stop being everywhere xD
@ZeeLovesNandos This girl. Is a girl.
KissYouBetter
Apr 20, 2013 04:15PM