You know your life is ruined when: 

-the guy you've had a crush on since year seven whispers in your ear, "Let the ocean spank me!"

-when he asks you who's your background and you respond with, "My Husband, Vic Fuentes!" Then he replies with, "So not me?"

-when he's annoying you with ten dollars that he's going to use on his 'pornhub premium account' so you snatch it off him, which he responds with, "By the looks of it you need it more than me!"

-when all of the boys in your class tell you that your younger brother is a pussy slayer, twice a day!

-when you listen to 'Don't Lean On Me' and start laughing because of this total idiot.

-when you realise that you've liked a total idiot for two years and you'll probably continue liking him for longer...

This is why I am willing to believe my life is utterly ruined!