Well, I just don't know, you guys.

I'm just a twenty one year old guy from Douglas. I'm a typical grease monkey who makes bottles and changes diapers, and I still drink Coke like it's Holy Water.
And it's official: You're not supposed to drink holy water.
But still keep those intestines cleansed by the Christ.

I'm not as boring I seem, though.
In fact, you might not be able to guess this, but..
1) I'm still a total nerd, but lately I've been wearing ties and Polos...only 'cause I have to.
2) I wear women's deodorant.
And 3)...

AND I'M MARRIED WITH A CHILD!!! *okay that's just weird*

I genuinely think I'm first of that kind, though.
I'm sorry for such a hiatus...but I'm really trying to write more (:
Honestly I don't really have time to read your stories...
Ain't nobody got time fo you to ask me to do it. (Is that lame?)
^ Whatever. Lame daddy since '13.

The Wondrous Wattpadian Women:

~ @xShe3Believes5x -Carrissacake the Uranian Orange (: My Wattpad wife and my reason for coming back to the site (:
~ @DyingToShoutOut -Let's just say...there's more to her than she makes it seem like (:
~ @afterthoughts -Little sister in spirit, one of the loveliest girls I know (:

*Using my adult superiority here* Go follow them. Now.

Angie Luce is my princess and Beth is my queen (:
Everything I do is out love for them.

Things might've changed, but I'm still...
(JK, read my username again)

I have no social media...again ain't nobody got time fo dat.

"Fathers, be good to your daughters;
daughters will love like you do.
Girls become lovers,
who turn into mothers,
so mothers be good to your daughters too." -John Mayer, 'Daughters'
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  • JoinedJuly 21, 2012

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JustaRegularGuy JustaRegularGuy Mar 04, 2014 08:55PM
hey guys, sorry I haven't been on. I have school and work and my family and crap so yea, but I'm gonna try to get this next update coming soon (:about that, btw, my format might change because my la...
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