Well, I just don't know, you guys.

I'm just a twenty one year old guy from Douglas. I'm a typical grease monkey who makes bottles and changes diapers, and I still drink Coke like it's Holy Water.
And it's official: You're not supposed to drink holy water.
But still keep those intestines cleansed by the Christ.

I'm not as boring I seem, though.
In fact, you might not be able to guess this, but..
1) I'm still a total nerd, but lately I've been wearing ties and Polos...only 'cause I have to.
2) I wear women's deodorant.
And 3)...

AND I'M MARRIED WITH A CHILD!!! *okay that's just weird*

I genuinely think I'm first of that kind, though.
I'm sorry for such a hiatus...but I'm really trying to write more (:
Honestly I don't really have time to read your stories...
Ain't nobody got time fo you to ask me to do it. (Is that lame?)
^ Whatever. Lame daddy since '13.

The Wondrous Wattpadian Women:

~ @xShe3Believes5x -Carrissacake the Uranian Orange (: My Wattpad wife and my reason for coming back to the site (:
~ @DyingToShoutOut -Let's just say...there's more to her than she makes it seem like (:
~ @afterthoughts -Little sister in spirit, one of the loveliest girls I know (:

*Using my adult superiority here* Go follow them. Now.

Angie Luce is my princess and Beth is my queen (:
Everything I do is out love for them.

Things might've changed, but I'm still...
(JK, read my username again)

I have no social media...again ain't nobody got time fo dat.

"Fathers, be good to your daughters;
daughters will love like you do.
Girls become lovers,
who turn into mothers,
so mothers be good to your daughters too." -John Mayer, 'Daughters'
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    The REAL World. Scarier than you think, bro.
  • Joined:
    3 years ago

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2 Published Works

Featured work.

37 [A Harry Styles Love Story]

Social data: 821 reads. 25 votes. 10 comments.

Description: 37 days, 37 songs, and 37 chances for Harry to seal his fate and make 80's music loving, astronomy-infatuated, and overall, out-of-the-ordinary Kate to fall in love with him under the roof of her Las Vegas studio apartment.

Other Works by JustaRegularGuy.
The Cover Girl [Harry Styles Love Story]

The Cover Girl [Harry Styles Love Story]

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Iridesca is a quiet, shy girl: she's homeschooled, lives in a small town in the south and hardly ever le...

it has been more than a year after your last update on the cover girl but Im still waiting. You want to know why? 'cause the story you have write is amazing and no matter how much I search for a story just like yours nothing can compare ti cover girl.