Well, I just don't know, you guys.
I'm just a twenty one year old guy from Douglas. I'm a typical grease monkey who makes bottles and changes diapers, and I still drink Coke like it's Holy Water.
And it's official: You're not supposed to drink holy water.
But still keep those intestines cleansed by the Christ.
I'm not as boring I seem, though.
In fact, you might not be able to guess this, but..
1) I'm still a total nerd, but lately I've been wearing ties and Polos...only 'cause I have to.
2) I wear women's deodorant.
I'M A STILL DIRECTIONER!!! *gasp*
AND I'M MARRIED WITH A CHILD!!! *okay that's just weird*
I genuinely think I'm first of that kind, though.
I'm sorry for such a hiatus...but I'm really trying to write more (:
Honestly I don't really have time to read your stories...
Ain't nobody got time fo you to ask me to do it. (Is that lame?)
^ Whatever. Lame daddy since '13.
The Wondrous Wattpadian Women:
~ @xShe3Believes5x -Carrissacake the Uranian Orange (: My Wattpad wife and my reason for coming back to the site (:
~ @DyingToShoutOut -Let's just say...there's more to her than she makes it seem like (:
~ @afterthoughts -Little sister in spirit, one of the loveliest girls I know (:
*Using my adult superiority here* Go follow them. Now.
Angie Luce is my princess and Beth is my queen (:
Everything I do is out love for them.
Things might've changed, but I'm still...
JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
(JK, read my username again)
I have no social media...again ain't nobody got time fo dat.
"Fathers, be good to your daughters;
daughters will love like you do.
Girls become lovers,
who turn into mothers,
so mothers be good to your daughters too." -John Mayer, 'Daughters'
- The REAL World. Scarier than you think, bro.
- JoinedJuly 21, 2012