The worst moment of my life was probably when someone asked me "How old are you?" and I replied with "I'm fine thanks, how are you?"
I should not be allowed to be a part of society. (Not that I ever leave my room anyway)
Basically, I am a huge fanboy with a penchant for using fancy vocabulary to make myself seem intelligent. I like to think I'm funny so please laugh at my jokes (just to humour me).
Feel free to message me anytime as I don't have a life outside of the internet and spend almost all my waking hours procrastinating doing anything that's actually productive.
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JustADrarryPhan
Aug 11, 2018 09:09PM
Hi guys, really sorry but I won’t be posting the next chapter of Orphan tonight as I’m currently on holiday and haven’t had time finish the chapter. Hopefully it’ll be up ASAP and definitely before n...View all Conversations
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