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Twitter: KrissySnifeld
Email: just-krissy@hotmail.com
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My writing accomplishments:
Bye, Bye Virginity #1 on the overall what’s hot list 2009/2010
Player and the Geek #8 in teen fiction
Uncontrollable Urges featured in Celeb Dirty Laundry as “The Latest Vampire Novel to Sweep the Web”

About me:
Alright first of all…I invented water; you've probably drank it, or swam in it before - yea, that stuff... I made that. You're welcome.
I am a retired astronaut
I've competed in the UFC professionally, I'm undefeated inside the octagon.
I can fly, no you can't see.
I'm Married to Batman
I can dance very well, it's 98% likely that I've got much better rhythm than you do.
Your family wanted to adopt me when we were kids but my parents beat yours in a karate tournament.
I can answer the mysteries of the universe - just ask me.
I get presents on your birthday, from your friends, if they're mutual friends, I get your present.
President Obama voted for me in the most recent presidential election, so did John McCain.
I punched a shark in the face and made it cry on more than one occasion.
When I was a kid, I single handedly built a time machine and stopped Hitler from winning WWII. Yea... you're welcome, world.
I look directly into the sun, absorb the sunlight and then use it to see in the dark later.
I was offered the Nobel Peace Prize over seventeen times in my young adult life, but I do not enjoy media attention. For this reason I also won American Idol season 1, but they could not air the footage.
The character of Indiana Jones was loosely based on my adventures in Archaeology, they toned it down for a PG rating.
I'm fireproof.
The devil sold his soul to me, I gave it Justin Bieber.
I helped develop philosophy.
I designed the blueprints for The Sphinx
I beat Stephen Hawking @ the science fair.
I smell great.
I'm awesome.
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P.S All of you guys are pretty awesome too ^_^
  • Kenora, Ontario
  • JoinedJune 25, 2009



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Stories by Krissy Snifeld
Player and the Geek by Just-Krissy
Player and the Geek Teen Fiction
Charlotte Locke—mega geek—has always been in love with her best friend’s brother, Christian Steele. What is not to love about the man she deems, “Utterly perfect”? Aside from the fact that he is Bridgewalk’s most c...
Bye, Bye Virginity by Just-Krissy
Bye, Bye Virginity #395 in Teen Fiction
Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother’s best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to ta...
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