Zebramoose

Why are you even here? (That question is for both you and me)

"Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes." - Marcus Aurelius

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." - Leo Valdez

My motto: "An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough."