JJMarmite

Given that I'd already put the whole of Cold Hard Hugs up on the blog it seemed appropriate to throw the rest up here, too. I know everyone has been flagellating themselves in desperation. I can tell.

raindrop

I'm only doing "important things" if you count reading an ungodly amount of Harry Potter as important

raindrop

Thanks for the recommendation! I will read that right away hahaha
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JJMarmite

@raindrop it's so good! You should read Good Omens! It's also so good!
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raindrop

Oh, how I've missed reading..
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raindrop

Is it Christmas

JJMarmite

@raindrop Until the wind changes direction...
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raindrop

Glad you missed then
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JJMarmite

@raindrop I publish, I unpublish, I publish, I unpublished, I shoot, but then I missed, etc
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JJMarmite

I oscilate between "Publish everything! Obscurity is dangerous and harmful!" and "Publish nothing! You need to send these to people! What happens if one gets through and they're all sitting here? You'll be ruined!"
          
          The irony being NO-ONE CARES BECAUSE NO-ONE KNOWS WHO I AM.
          
          I am obscure.

JJMarmite

I would like to pen a wildly popular YA story in which rebellious youths with attitude struggle against an unfeeling and bewilderingly complex and obtuse dystopia which does something weird and ultimately a bit confusing to its citizens like, say, assign them a mental template at age fourteen or whatever but I know my attempt would be A) Bad and B) short, as all involved would be rounded up and executed in short order.
          
          Wait, I did try to do that. And that's what happened. Mostly.
          
          Sigh.

JJMarmite

@raindrop Something dreadful, obviously.
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raindrop

@JJMarmite What have I done...haha
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JJMarmite

Nothing is going to get me down.

JJMarmite

@raindrop Exactly! That's how horrifying it is!
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raindrop

@JJMarmite I don't know how to respond to this.
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JJMarmite

@raindrop I'm actually just a hoof; the rest of my body was cut off.
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JJMarmite

this message may be offensive
I just noticed that I first joined this website back in TWENTY-TWELVE and you could still count my views n' such on a hoof. I am a shit self-publicist, apparently!

JJMarmite

@raindrop Depends how many you started with!
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raindrop

@JJMarmite "accident" mhm. Only one other hoof? Not three? ;)
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JJMarmite

@raindrop I lost the other one in a combine-harvester accident. Tragic, really.
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JJMarmite

If I named my things more in line with "Victims of Destiny: The Horizon Chronicles: Dawn of the Genesis Chronicles: A StarFire Saga" I imagine I might have more success. Though that's likely me just being incredibly bitter. I ain't even mad.
          
          My artwork remain super low rent. And my writing remains even worse.