Bad gentleman of this parish. Makes a horrible sucking noise. Fears neither man nor god and generally tries to keep himself clean. Has three almost-children and was once livid in Hampshire.
I'm kreibebe on NaNoWriMo and Camp NaNoWriMo and @white_cell over on twitter. I'm political, opinionated, sarcastic and occasionally offensive to those without foreheads.

That's both my novels available on SmashWords and, apparently, in all the other places too.

Why not check out my ongoing (and utterly political) blog?
http://scatcandy.wordpress.com/