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Omg they were roommates 

Stahp I coulda dropped mah croissant 

Fre sha vaca do

Two bro’s chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

This is the dollar store how good can it be

Bitch gone step on my fucking toe bitch with them cowgirl fucking boots bitch DISGUSTING 

Look at all those chickens

I want to pour mr clean products in my eyes so I can see mr clean before I go to hell

So I’m sitting there
          Barbecue sauce on my tiddies 

It’s chrimis
          Merry chrimis
          Merry crisis 
          Merry Chrysler