Pickle Juice

Dazai educational sounds.

school starts tomorrow, wish me luck :)
          
          My plan is to romanticize the work and disassociate everything else from my head.

HELP MY CAT WHO WENT MISSING FOR THREE MONTHS WHO WECASSUMED WAS DEAD JUST SHOWED UP LOOKING BANGED UP AS HELL, AND DIHVIFHDFUGVFUKFKFG IM SO HAPPY EVERYONE SAY THEYRE PROUD OF HECTOR FOR SURVIVING

I don't think people are supposed to burst into tears when its their birthday, but oh well
          happy birthday to me :)

So i decided I wanted to be an ALPHA MALE (even tho im female) and alot of them use wolf sybolism when explaining. So i did a little bit of reaserch and i found there is both an alpha male and female in packs. the males work on food-scavenging (get back to the kitchen, Tyler) and migration, while the females work on pup care and defense. Also, most Alpha hagiarchies are just parents having natural dominance over their kids
          
          So anyways, who wants a book about me on my Alpha Male Journey? I'm bored as fuck, might as well do something stupid with this.

Going to Tim’s, anyone want anything?
          
          (Canadian rizz) 

I hate social cues sm this guy from my school added me on Snap and started texting like he’s been my friend since thrived grade and idk if he wants to be friends or if that’s just how he talks or if he’s making fun of me and I just-
          ACDGOVMFKFEJDNSBEYKBKEYNWKXMDYMCMDO

Moaning into the mic bcuz ur bestie ha their headphones in and is in the room with their parents is a great idea wdym

I’m making stickers at 1am bcuz why else is there to do

I made a BSD oneshot book!
          Pls check it out, or leave a request (: