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Ay so I'm officially migrating from Wattpad to AO3. It was fun while it lasted (I'll still respond to pms if I can) but Wattpad has gotten boring:) 

"girls dont shit" implies the existence of a schrödingers demigirl where the shit both exists in immeasurable multitudes and not at all.
          
          Am I high? No but I am gay and eating Mac and cheese.

I'm gay and I hate myself
          
          
          
          
          Does that make me h-mophobic?/j

Happy new years bitches

So shigaraki is just a villain because all for one told him he has eczema because he doesn't kill people enough.

Hehe

So at like 1 in the fucking morning,I was vibing and reading shit on AO3. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A SPIDER APPEARS NEXT TO ME. I WAS THINKING "DAMN THESE HALLUCINATIONS ARE GETTING REALISTIC" BUT I PSYCHED MYSELF OUT AND RIGHTFULLY SO. THAT FUCKER WAS HUGE. I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE SECOND TO GRAB A WATER BOTTLE TO DESTROY THAT BITCH WITH AND IT DISAPPEARS SO I HAUL ASS OUT OF MY ROOM, GRAB A FLASHLIGHT AND HAIR SPRAY, AND FIND THAT FUCKER. I SPRAY THE SHIT OUT OF IT, CRUSH IT, THEN GRAB IT AND BURN IT IN A NAPKIN BEFORE LIGHTING IT ON FIRE IN MY BATHTUB (fire safety :) ) THEN FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET.
          
          NO I DID NOT SLEEP. 
          Was I overdramatic? Yes
          Do I give a shit? No 

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LMFAO turns out I broke my wrist when I fell down the stairs, my scaphoid bone, so yea.
          
          
          
          Also I found a polar bear plushie in the middle of the road so fuck whoever had it, it's mine now.

Shigaraki looks like a moldy oatmeal bar with a hand fetish that's been laying on the floor of a car since 2016.