I'm a 26 year old piece of shit.


*Gasp* I know.. I'm practically 100

About da author:

Irene Roslyn is known for her intricate family history and her smartass comments about stupid shit. She's best known at her high school as "the girl who swore like a sailor in front of her teacher during a presentation." And has lived up to that name since she fucked Steve Rogers in freshman year. She likes to listen to sad songs and lip sing to Celine Dion because she WISHES she had such a badass voice. Currently she works as an editor for A publishing office and hates her job more than brussel sprouts.
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