Toasty&What-Not

Hello...
So I'm GoodMorningToast!

I love music, but who doesn't?
I LOVE RANCH DRESSING! I could eat a bowl of that stuff. Oh wait... I've done that before!

I understand that at some points my grammar is off, but that doesn't mean I can't find errors. If I smash you with a hammar through the screen, CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR :)

Have you ever wanted to run into a store dressed as someone from an older era and ask what year it was? "Yeareth is ye?" The cashier would either be like, "What?" or, "2016???" When they answer you could yell, "Worketh it did!" and run away....

I want to fill a big pool with jello... To the top.... And jump in.... without suffocating in jello... Is it possible to suffocate in jello? Lets search the Google shall we?
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I'm getting mixed results. Just so everyone knows, one of the  pop up searches for, "Can you suffocate in a..."  is refrigerator. That means people have searched, "Can you suffocate in a refrigerator."