The first person to eat a egg was a FREAK. Like, who wakes up one day and thinks, "See that chicken? Yeah, and that thing it just SHAT out? I'm gonna crack it open and eat the globs of snot inside." what the FUCK.

And yet, somehow, this pioneer not only tasted it but convinced other people to try it. How? What was the pitch? "hey man wanna eat some chicken shit that you can crack open and eat?"

Whoever sold that idea had marketing skills so insane, they'd put influencers today to shame. Bro's persuasion game was stronger than my grandmas 97th birthday streak when she won four rounds of bingo and the raffle for the first-ever bull testicles eating contest