"I'm technically impaired, and I'm partially deaf. LET'S DO THIS."

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red
Hedgehogs are prickly
Oh boy,
that escalated quickly!

Why was it funny to bite me?
*Smashes spider*
Is it still funny, Mr.Spider?

They're going on a trip!
As my favorite canon ship!
Zooming through the sky!
I ship you guys!


I notice how most of the stories I voted on have a chapter where the character gets knocked out like oml.


Did you know the chloroform takes at least 5 minutes to knock someone out and only lasts 5-10 minutes?


I hate musicals, fight me bro.


Who the hell has time to actually do summer reading?
  • The 1930's
  • JoinedDecember 7, 2014

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