Rickster

ME: Hi my name is Rickie. 

VIMH: THAT'S NOT MY NAME, THAT'S NOT NAME, THAT'S NOT...MY NAME

ME: COULD YOU SHUT THE BLEEP UP I'M TALKING HERE! Anyway,I am 18 and love zombie, werewolf, vampire, love/romance, and 1D fanfic stories! My favorite song is Classic by MKTO. My dre...

VIMH: Ohhh. I love dat song! I WANNA THRILL YA LIKE MICHAEL, I WANNA KISS YOU LIKE PRINCE, LET'S GET IT ON LIKE MARVIN GAYE, LIKE HATHAWAY, WRITE A SONG FOR YOU LIKE THIS...

ME: WHAT DID I SAY?! DO YOU WANT ME TO MAUL YOU LIKE A HUNGRY BEAR? As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted,
My dream is to have a baker, teach kids or work as show choir director.

VIMH: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DREAMS OR THOSE? 

ME: I want you to ignore THAT DUMB ARSE VOICE THAT KEEPS INTERRUPTING ME!*takes a deep breath and then smiles a creeper smile.* Writing is just a hobby for me. 

VIMH: That's cause your bad at it. If you did it full time you'd starve to death.

ME: *gives VIMH dirty look*  I am also obsessed with karaoke and I do have a stellar voice if you were wondering.

VIHM: She leanrt it from me. 

Me: *Smacks VIMH then growls* One more chance VIMH. One more!! I always open to constructive criticism.

VIMH: And if your mean to us we gon be like MOVE BISH GET OUT THE WAY...Hey! WTF is your problem bish. 

ME: *drags VIMH into a room with other VIMH'S*  IF DON'T SHUT UP YOU GARDEN TOOL.

VIMH: *glares at me* And if I don't?

ME: *opens door to a fire pit and sings in an Ellie Golding  voice* THEN IM GONNA WATCH YOU BURN BURN BURN BURN.

VIHM: OK OK. I'LL SHUT UP JUST DON'T KILL ME.

ME: *takes VIMH back out the room, sits her down and continues intro* Anyway that's me !

(VIMH STANDS FOR VOICE IN MY HEAD)