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My teacher called me in the middle of the day and I'm sooo weirded out by this T-T Should I be scared?? PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME ADVICE
          
          Here's the full story:
          
          I have an exam tomorrow, and I feel stressed about it, plus I have a little cold, so I skipped school today, and around 11 am my teacher called me to tell me not to be stressed, I'm her best student, etc. The weird thing is, I NEVER GAVE HER MY PHONE NUMBER. She practically forced the information out of my friends just to call me... (Literally forced them, they didn't want to tell her without my consent.) Plus it goes against school rules; students and teachers are only allowed to send e-mails to each other... But no, she couldn't f--king e-mail me.
          
          Also, this teacher is known for her favoritism, I've been her favourite since day one (she keeps saying "[my name] and others" instead of "class"), and she's always very pushy T-T
          
          (For context, I'm in high school, and I haven't turned 17 yet.)

If we hit 100 followers before my birthday (13th of July), I'm gonna write smut

Happy pride month to every LGBTQ+ member, or in other words, Cate Blanchett fan out there!

Hey gays! Remember my Lydia Tár x Reader oneshot Lunch? No? Well check it out.
          Are you done reading? Did you miss the spice? Well, it's here, in the long awaited part 2, brought to you by @catesaussieburger
          Even if you don't want to read my oneshot, check the part 2 out (you can understand it without reading mine first), because it's freaking AMAZING.
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/355420625

I came up with something better than zodiac signs: which three Cate Blanchett characters build up your personality?
          
          Mine are Bernadette, Jasmine and Kate Wheeler :)

I just realised that the reason I love to write about Hela so much are the damn death metaphors...
          
          Same with Galadriel and the light/goddess/worshipping metaphors (religious trauma lmao)

Happy belated birthday to my favourite blonde Australian lesbian icon!
          
          (And no, it's not Chris Hemsworth/Thor)
          (Also I know I'm late with this, don't come at me)

Hey everyone! Sorry for disappearing, I'll do it again (lmao). 
          
          I have many exams right now and a bunch of stuff to consume my thoughts and time, so I'm not sure if I can post anything.
          
          I'll try to catch up with the fanfictions I'm reading/planning to read though. (But not today or tomorrow. I feel like I've run three marathons and I consumed an amount of sugar and caffeine that would be enough to kill a golden retriever.)
          
          All in all, I'm still alive (because I'm not a golden retriever).

hey random question but how old would you say Lilith from nightmare alley is? 

Hey, folks! Do you like Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children? If yes, follow my fella @NerdyPeculiar
          
          (I tried to write this in a 1930s radio commercial style)