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Mr. Sycho:
          Please excuse my intrusion. My master has tasked me with informing you that you are a wonderful person.
          Ms. Hypno:
          You, yes you reading this, feel a sudden urge to click on my employer's profile and read Cosmonogic. The desire to do so is practically burning within you. You won't feel satisfied until you finish it.
          Mr. Sycho:
          Please, Ms. Hypno, they won't feel compelled to do anything if you aren't polite about it. No one likes to be bossed around.
          Ms. Hypno:
          Shut it, you sycophant.