Why should I tell you?

You crush on Celebrities? We crush on youtubers!
You say Fist Bump? We say Bro Fist!
You say knives and forks? We say Benj and Bac!
You say "No Bajan lost"? You mean COME ON BAJAN! YOU HAD A DIAMOND SWORD!
You learn magic at Hogwarts? I learn it from Seto!
You like 1D? I like Team Crafted!
You say gold? We say butter!
You say laughing? We say Lolcatz!
You say chest plates? We say boob plates!
You say awesome? We say GUCCI!
You say diamond axe? We say BETTY!
You say "I'm going to kill you"? We say "IMA PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE CHOPING BLOCK!"!
You like potatoes? I like Brotato's!
You say pigs and bats? We say Dillion and Jeffery!
You say chainmail? We say lingerie!
You say rotten flesh? We say, WET NOODLE!
You say "Getting Angry?" We say getting trolled!
You like Justin Bieber? I like SkydoesMinecraft
You say Hunger Games? We say The Hungar Deenz!
You say "Fight Me?" We say Pax Me Bro!
You have One Direction and Katy Perry  on your iPod? I have CaptainSparklez, and TrueMU on mine!
You say Video Games? We say Life

Hello people of the universe and welcome to my page! Here you will find awesomeness, amazingness, and plenty of fandoms!

My fandoms:
-Minecraft Youtubers
-Percy Jackson
-Rise of the Gaurdians
-Harry Potter
-Frozen
-A bunch of other stuff

My OTP:
DON'T MESS WITH MEROME!!!

❒ Single
❒ Taken 
✔ Mentally Dating a Fictional Character
 
▀10% Cool
▀▀20% Narwhal
▀▀▀30% Fangirl
▀▀▀▀40% Demigod
▀▀▀▀▀50% Gaurdian
▀▀▀▀▀▀60% Minecrafter
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀70% Dreamer
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀80% Crazy
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀90% Writer
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀100% Awesome

~Normal people only have the opportunity to live one life. Readers can live a million.~

~Nerd Girl Problem #4569: When you finish a book in a day and have to wait a year for the sequel.~

~Everyone has fallen in love with a fictional character. Don't even try to deny it.~

So many things I want to put on this page, so little space. STUPID 2000 CHARACTER LIMIT!!!

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