Eh, hello everybody.

The name's Melody (as I'm sure you've figured out by now). I'm an author and a reader and an artist. I write a lot but my attention span is a complete joke, so that means I have 50 stories in progress and none completed, oops.

I am way too curious for my own good and I think a whole lot but I don't know what that says about me. Honestly, I'm at a bit of a loss for what I'm supposed to write about here. Human beings are weird, complicated messes of thoughts, emotions, and questions and I have no idea what you guys want to hear from me. But hey, you're here, so thanks for that :)

I love music and listen to it frequently. I read way too many books. I watch way too many shows and far too many movies-the list of my fandoms is so ridiculously long that I fear the word limit here would stop me from posting it all.

My favourite word in this language is "defenestrate" which means "to throw (someone or something) out of a window." Why we have a word for that and not a word for "the day after tomorrow" will forever remain a mystery.

I would love to journey in the TARDIS. I would love to explore Azeroth. If I got to go to school at Hogwarts, I swear I would never complain about homework again. A visit to Middle-earth might be fun. I think Westeros would be pretty cool because as a Canadian, I feel like I would do okay with the winter.

Feel free to shoot me a message if you want to know me better. I'd probably like to know you better too. ;)

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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  • JoinedAugust 4, 2011



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FlamingOreos FlamingOreos Jul 12, 2016 09:35PM
I don't get this whole pinned post thing. Why are you pinning my posts?
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