Ethereal_505

...hi.

Ethereal_505

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Is anyone else...an absolute teenage scumbag. 
          
          Like all due respect, my name could be Dave, I could be a bloke, I could sit in Spoons and drink pints all day long.
          
          What's the point in living if you don't eat stale takeaway, sleep til 1PM, watch shit TV, only take baths in the evening and never do your hair. 
          
          Like seriously. It's summer.

ineededsomethingnew

Feeling the same way except it’s ‘what’s the point of living if you don’t sneak into danish clubs where there are only people over forty’, I feel like that enough scumbagish
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Ag3nderAsshol3

@Ethereal_505 SAID HES A SCUMBAG DONTCHA KNOW
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Ethereal_505

I just need to put this somewhere 
          
          Alex Turner naming the kid Stacy so he can sing Stacy's Mom at Y/N? Yeah. 
          
          And you know this idea comes to him at like 2:12 AM. And he wakes her up to tell her. She tells him to go tf back to sleep.

Ethereal_505

@galifreyans your little sister is an icon and we should all look up to her.
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prettyevermores

@Ethereal_505 that song is a bangerrr! my little sister has known all the lyrics since she was about nine.
            but i can totally see al doing this to his lover
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