Angst God Ember of the Hermittpad Convex

Y'all, the MAP I'm in is PREMIERING TOMORROW!
          
          It's Indigo Dingo's Allies or Enemies MAP
          
          Plz watch!
          

When you realise you’ve accidentally got the perfect clothes to make what your Life Series skins would be

Me, *thinking about Hermit Musical*: I can see Cub playing piano…
          Cub on stream:  I’m thinking of learning piano
          
          Me: :DDD

My headcanon is that Grian and xB spend most of their time barefoot, and Etho played Decked Out without shoes on.
          This started an entire debate as to whether it was easier play Decked Out with or without shoes which somehow led to Hypno running Decked Out in high heels and Cub running it in flip flops that summoned a warden in 5 seconds

Petition to call Cub and Hypno’s duo ‘Let’s Gooo!’ duo because they both say it a lot.
          
          Also Cub and Jevin as speedrun duo or Netherite Duo

Cub's spreading sculk again

Y'know the Cleo-Bdubs interaction where Cleo asked Bdubs where his boyfriend was? 
          
          What if they asked everyone that just to see who they'd say:
          
          -Doc: yeah, your Dad's doing well
          -Joel: Oh, Eefo's just pining over me at the moment. I get it a lot.
          -Scar: Cub's... *Realises* not my boyfriend! I don't have a boyfriend!
          -Cub: yeah, yeah he's doing well *is fiddling with Scar-reminder necklace*
          -Scott: Jimmy's fine, oh, and Owen's... *Starts rambling about all his boyfriends*
          -Grian: *isn't fooled*
          

Wholesome headcanons: 
          -Whenever Scar’s talking too much about star wars, Cub calls him Scarwalker. Unfortunately, Scar loves this nickname and was inspired by this to start calling Cub stargazer when he’s talking about space.
          -Scar once dyslexia’d this nickname and accidentally called Cub ‘Scargazer’. 
          -whenever a hermit needs to vent about something they’ve done, they go to Joe because Joe will not judge you, or hate you. He will just listen.
          -Scar’s got an alarm on his communicator that he resets whenever he sees Cub. Whenever it goes off, it means it’s been a month since he last saw Cub and has to visit/check up on him. (This did cause angst when he was left in Secret Life and after Season 8)
          -Skizz has started having lessons from Scar to learn everyone’s triggers/boundaries. The first 6 lessons were all about Cub. Skizz also wants everyone to have these lessons, to avoid any and all trouble with boundaries. 
          -Doc sometimes adopts stray goats he finds on mountains if they look hurt or lonely. He is extremely protective of these goats. 
          -In all the years of sharing a server with him, no one has yet found a way to stop xB being cheerful and friendly, even for 5 minutes. They have now decided to protect him.
          -Scar regularly makes cookies for the hermits. Cub and Grian make sure people eat them, and enjoy them by any means necessary.
          -Grian has started tallying how many times Cub or Scar falls asleep on the other’s shoulder. It happens a lot, and it’s a surprisingly close battle between the two. 
          -if you say you are ill on Hermitcraft, everyone immediately forgets any anger they had towards you and gives you gifts, potions, food and all the comforts you could possibly ever need.
          -Keralis knows everyone’s Birthday. He’s trying to be the first person to say Happy Birthday on every single Hermit’s birthday at least once. Where he has trouble is Cub’s birthday because him and Scar stargaze and count the seconds until it turns from Scar’s Birthday to Cub’s.

Cards against MCYT is DONE!

Cards against Hermanity now has 500 white (answer) cards, but I still need more questions!
          
          Please provide me with some!
          
          Examples: 
          -Cub just got the world record for speedrunning how long it takes to find [blank] in a non-structure world
          -In the Team Star rap, Xisuma says ‘X gon give it to ya’. It has recently been revealed that ‘it’ was actually [blank]