ElegantlyCursed

I'm from Australia. 
     -The land where we ride kangaroos to school/work (or emus if you want to get there faster)
     - Where we say the word 'mate' in every sentence.
     - Where we eat meat pies all the time. Yum!
     - Where we only ever put 'shrimps' on the barbie'. 
     - Where we wrestle crocodiles just for fun.
     - Where we only wear thongs (shoes, you dirty minded people), singlets and hats with corks dangling from them. 
     - And where the only thing we do is go to the beach for a surf every day. 
I'm female.
I'm a comma whore 
      - I use comma's more than necessary.
I love romances of any genre but my favourite is humor. 
I'm a closet writer and reader. 
I try to avoid human contact. 
I'm not smart.
I'm insecure. 
I never think my writing is any good. 
I stalk people's profiles on Facebook 
       - don't be weirded-out. Everyone does it even if they don't admit it. 
I'm honest.
I'm extremely nice.
I'm a pushover.
I'm a chef.
I haven't got a favourite band although:
    - Thirty Seconds to Mars is a pretty good band.   
    - Jimmy Barnes is a legend!
    - Johnny Cash is cool.
    - James Arthur is my idol, :')
    -Sam Smith can marry me! 
I like slow songs.
I can play the guitar a little and any story with a guy playing guitar I'll love it forever.
Bad boys in a story are my kryptonite. 
I've always wanted a gay friend.
A nerdy, smart, well-spoken, well-dressed guy is my kryptonite in real existence.
      - although I'm always ending up with the losers. 
I'm a romantic at heart (shhh, don't  tell anyone, though).