Draco's Bride

I wanna clarify that I do love ALL of the stories that I put in ALL of my reading lists. Just because I rank some of them 3rd doesn't mean I dislike them. The stories I dislike DO NOT end up in any of my lists, because it's only my opinion and there's no point in spreading hate. I thought that just making a few reading lists with the names of the characters included would have been a bit dull so I just wanted to try something different. If your story ends up in one of my 3rd reading lists, don't be offended ; it actually means that it's one of the stories I've enjoyed reading the most

I like blond bleach grey-eyed ferret boys who : have a british accent, are Slytherins, whose favorite line is "My father will hear about this", who throw themselves on the ground because their arm is "broken" whilst screaming "IT'S KILLED MEH! IT'S KILLED MEH!", who are in constant attention-seeking by bullying others and pretending they're injured nearly every day, who get no attention or affection from their father HENCE their constant attention-seeking, are cute as hell with chubby cheeks in 1st and 2nd years but who become hot as hell in 3rd year, who like apples, whose favorite color is red, who go completely depressed and quiet especially in 6th year and the next years because they are secretly nothing but a sensitive boy who is just sick of his life, doesn't want to be a Death-Eater and just wants to live happily and normally, who probably cry themselves to sleep every night because their father is a blonde Disney princess who doesn't give a damn about them, who try to look tough when they pick on others but are actually big cowards scared of anything and everything, who have lots of money (sugar daddies🥵), who pronounce "er"s as "ah"s, whose secret biggest fear is confirmed Voldemort (Holy Nosy Voldy/Voldaddy😳👃🏻), who get jealous whenever the attention is on Harry Potter aka Harold instead of them, and the list goes on 👍🏻