Savannah

Hey, my name is Savannah. I am 19 years old. I love to sing. I have a 14 year old sister and a 2 month old dog. My step brother is 18 and step sister is 15. They are really weird. He likes to jerk off with his friends and she calls herself a slut. I don't like haters. If you don't like my books, don't read them! Duh! constructive criticism is always welcome. That is my life in a nutshell. Oh, and I am trying to take over the world so. . . . . .yeah.

and also I can help if you have like relationship problems, like with bullies, that is. Trust me. I can deal with bullies, because, after all, I was bullied since the 4th grade up until 11th and I never had the urge to cut or use drugs and stuff.

Ok bullies, I have a message for you.
You see that girl who you call fat? She starves herself.
You see that boy that you trip in the halls? He's gonna kill himself tonight.
You see that girl who you say is mean and secluded? Her mom just committed suicide and called her a slut.
You see the girl who is just there? She loves you, yet is so disgusted that she wants you to die.
See the geek club? They are saving lives because of their hard work.
So back the hell up and fix your fucking life!

OH Oh Oh, I have a joke!
Ok, so this Perv walks up to a girl:
Perv:Hey
Girl:*Ignores*
perv:HEY!
girl: What?
Perv:My Dick is so big it should have a sign on it that says 'Chocking hazard'
Girl: Doesn't 'chocking hazard' appear on small objects?
Perv: Oh.
Girl: *walks away*
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!