D - G - B

Shalom!  My name's Dezi, and I'm a writer... I guess why else would I be on this site right?  Anyways I guess this is where I say stupid anecdotes or things about myself in an attempt to humour you, so here I go.

I was born in a capsule of maple syrup coddled by the wild moose, who would soon grow to become our respected elders.  My family spent most of our time constantly renovating our igloo and pampering the hell out of Kindel, our pet beaver.  As payment for our kind treatment, Kindel now helps us with sled management, and once in a while feeds Kayla, Martin, Kline, Joven and Shi, our sled dogs.  After vigorous rounds of daily hockey, I come home to see our maple bacon spread sitting on our table, which is made from maple tree wood.  After supper, we then give our daily thanks, and purge the Bieber from our lives, before grabbing some from our lifetime supply of Tim Horton's donuts to have our daily share.  (We always fight for the old fashion glazed, because everyone knows that it's the best flavour.)  Finally, we take a brief drive down Canada's one, singular road, to see all of the Canadian geese in the sky and the wild bears teaching their young to ski down our small slopes.  We're then tucked into our beds and sang our French lullabies, before slowly drifting off into sleep.

Can you guess where I'm from?

That's right

it's Sweden.


Just kidding I'm Canadian.