Emerald & Ruby

Emerald: I'm also known as @earthdagger15 and @StoryGeek15. This is a shared account. This is not a follow-for-a-follow account. We like villains. I like Voldemort, Umbridge, Shenzi from the Lion King, Snape, Bellatrix, and books. Go away.

Ruby:(Give me the bloody computer.)  Sorry about that, she's my twin who's not really my twin (a year younger than me and not even related) but whatever.  I also have two other accounts, as @firesword4 and @TricksterFlame.  She's an Earth, I'm a Fire, and if you don't know what those are, your education has been sadly neglected.

Emerald: GIVE ME MY FRIGGIN COMPUTER! Ok, sorry. Teehee. We are Loki fangirls and if you insult either one of us, both of us will have some very CHOICE words to say and fists to meet your face. :). Most of our stories have magic, even if they don't start out that way, because we can't help it. Try not to lose patience with us. Actually, we don't care if you friggin lose patience with us. We're grammar (with an A!) nazis and potterheads and we also think anyone who isn't as smart as we are is a total idiot. That's mostly true, anyway.

Ruby:  (My turn!)  And don't come to us with your problems, because we are about as sympathetic as a wet brick.
Loki forever!
I seem to be the one taking care of most of the main functions of this account, like the background and commenting on other people's stories/message boards.  So if you have something to say, I'm probably going to be the one responding.  I'm the friendlier one.  Emerald....well, if you think she's friendly, she's a) okay with you, or b) biding her time until she can kill you.  The last one is WAY more likely.
Okay, we're about to run out of room, so we're just going to go write and bicker with each other.  Bye!

Both: Oh, and by the way, GO THE FRICK AWAY!

.:STOP SUMMERSBERRY:. <-- If you don't know what that is, read http://www.wattpad.com/story/6353209-worst-story-on-wattpad  ~Ruby