Amogus

omg skrunkly scrimblopilled meowified meow meow

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй.

Deez nutz

Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
          
          Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
          
          Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you.
          
          I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first.
          
          Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body.
          
          Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder.
          
          I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you.
          
          Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine.
          
          Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
          
          If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
          
          Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over.
          
          Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…
          

CELLS INTERLINKED

Hi everyone <3
          This is your online brother reminding you that I hope you're taking care of yoursel, that you're eating, that you're sleeping well,... 
          I'm here to remind you that you are loved, you're valid, and really valuable in this world <33
          Also I'd like to remind anyone who takes medication to not forget to take it! 
          
          I know you're going to get better, and that you're going to recover. Things will get better, maybe not now, or tomorrow, but at some point you'll look back at this time and smile, knowing that you're much happier now. 
          
          I'm so, so proud of you for everything that you've done so far, you're doing so well! <33
          Remember that I'm here if you ever need to vent or to just talk to someone, ily <3/gen/pos/plat

I don't know about you, but I love committing bloody massacres wherever I go :) 

Been thinking about all the bloody stuff Jschatt did back in 1999, I feel so inspired 

Just killed a woman, feeling good