"Knife- Nuff- Nice"

According to the judgement of the 
          
          ✨Oratrice✨
           ✨Mechanique✨ 
          ✨D'nalyse✨ 
          ✨Cardinel✨
          
          You are found to be...
          
          *GASP*
          
          Gay?!?!

LETS GOOOO I PULLED ALHAITHAM!
          
          

(Slight Fontaine spoilers)
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So I just finished doing the Childes court case where the other guy was found guilty as was Childe, and I also did Lyney and Lynettes court case.
          
          So I don't fucking get why the Traveler and Paimon don't trust Lyney after Lyney helped them and was so kind to them. I get he's Fatui but so is fucking Childe, and they considered him their friend! Even after they fought in Liyue! And he's a harbinger!
          
          Lyney is just trying to protect his family and his hometown, and he basically pours heart and soul into his performances and makes sure he's there for his family. On the other hand, Childe wants nothing more than to seek violence.
          
          I haven't gotten far into Fontaine just yet, I just left off where Childe was One Punch Man'd by Neuvilette.
          
          What do y'all think?
          
          Also
          
          Oratrice Mechanique D'nalyse Cardinel

So I was watching some dog and cat eating ASMR, and I was on a dog video.
          
          My dog is next to me, and I was watching a husky eat, and I look back to Mika AND HE'S FUCKING DROOLING JFJSMSMM
          
          IM NOT MAKING THIS UP HE WAS DEAD ASS DROOLING LIKE XD
          
          I then say "I'm sorry, I'm poor, you can eat that fancy stuff."

So I unfortunately didn't get Wanderer, but I do have a chance to get Alhaitham and the new girl, I forgot her name. I wished already and it was the first one I did, and I immediately pulled Bennet, the new guy(I forgot his name), and Thoma(I already had him), all in one go.
          
          A lil disappointed but not surprised that I didn't get Alhaitham with that pull.

Me: *sweating my Ohioan ass off in my house cuz the AC isn't working*
          
          Me: *fanning myself* Man, I sure do feel bad for people in Texas with no AC

So I'm at con and just the funniest interaction w another Bakugo who was mute.
          
          I had taken my wig off already cuz my head was itchy, but it was still funny.
          
          They were in mute and they had a note pad and hate written aggressively to drink water and then showed me a wristband that said whore XD
          
          We then flipped each other off as their group walked away. It was so fucking funny.

Last day of con! I was gonna do Shuichi, but I felt too lazy to do his eyes, so imma do Bakugo

If I were to have a boyfriend, this would be one of many scenarios:
          
          Make-up bf: Ah yes. Me, my girlfriend, and her 70 pound rottie-lab mix.
          
          Me: ExCUSE me.
          
          Me: He's not just a 70 pound lab-rottie.
          
          Make-up bf: I-
          
          Me: He's my 70 pound fur baby
          
          Make-up bf: Okay-
          
          Me: Which makes him ur son too
          
          Make-up bf: Ah (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

You guys, I updated Darkened Sun :D
          
          Also, happy Pride Month! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧