Wenomechainsama

CHAT I JUST OPENED UP WATTPAD TO THE MOST HARDCORE SMUT RIGHT NEXT TO MY MOM

Hey everyone
          Smash or pass
          Yippie creature

Let's begin
          I'm gonna make you take this 
          12
          Inch
          D1ck
          Tune on in
          When I'm done
          Your butthole will know that it's race is run
          Oh
          This
          Will
          Be
          Fun~

I nutted on a sandwich 

HEY GUYS

Just remade the first chapter of my golden guard fanfic because it sucked ass ;3 <3

GUYS JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M IN BAND AND GOD DAMN DO SOME OF THESE SONGS SLAP HARDER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER SLAPPED BEFORE LIKE DAMN

I just realized I started a fanfic and forgot about it ;-;

Love of the s*n
          
          Came back again to make it clear that
          He never said it would meet demand
          
          Shame on a martyr, claiming friends from
          Either perspective of &
          
          Weak & strong &
          Wet & dry &
          Right & wrong &
          Live & die &
          Sane & gone &
          Love & not &
          All the &s that we forgot so
          
          Sing while you hear it, don't deny it
          Leave if you can't stand the thought of it
          
          Come back again to make things stand with
          No disrespect to the &
          
          High & low &
          New & old &
          Stop & go &
          Hot & cold &
          John & Yoko
          Dark & light
          It's almost time to say goodnight to it
          
          They took a lesson from their fathers
          Told them that they were the same command
          
          Wait for the minds to make complete
          Their lies stuck beside every &
          
          Words & numbers
          Sound & silence
          Stop the peace &
          Keep the violence
          No & yes &
          We digress
          It lives with sad & happiness
          Oh, God!
          
          Big bad Betty of the 'pocalypse
          She opens her lips and it goes like this
          When the golden rule and the jungle meet
          There'll be nothing to love and there'll be no one to beat
          
          Oh, the things we know, the things we don't
          Oh, the things we think, we can, will and won't
          We're loathed together and nothing's left
          We're all together and we're all bereft
          
          Capitalist, communist
          You did the hokey pokey and it went like this
          You hate each other and you love yourselves
          It might be heaven and it might be hell
          
          Oh, the things we do, the things we say
          Oh, the things we wish we could wash away
          
          & - Tally Hall
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can't wait to go back to school!!!! (School starts in exactly 8 hours from now and I'm gonna kms/j)