This is how i get laid 

Me: You remind me of my little toe
Hot girl/guy: Why cause im small and cute?
Me: No cause ill bang you on my coffee table later
Hot girl/guy- *laughs* mhhm we will see *holds my hand*
Me: Off we go ;)

Next one ...
Me: The word of the day is LEGS ... lets go to my place and spread the word ;)
Girl: *10minuts later* Ohhhhhhh

**Seriously it works**

~ The name is Ky ... short and simple
~ Im 16 going on 17
~ Bisexual but im really gay ;)
~ Im like a secret nerd i love books <3
~ Im one of them assholes who find evreything dirty .... so sorry for taking shit the wrong way
~ Weed is ma buddeeehhhhhh
~ If i flirt with you dont actually mean i like you but ill let you know if i do ;)
~ I live for sex ...
~ Im not one for comitment u never know though
~ Im straight forward ... dont give a fuck for yur feelings unless ur important

@WhenSkittlesAttack >> My real life stoner buddeehhhh wer little fucktards always causin havoc ... she so damn fine i get a boner thinking of her;) if i did comitment she wud so be my girl ... anyways DONT upset or hurt her ill fucking chop ur tits off nd shove em so high up ur ass i doubt ill get my hand out ;) FAN HER

Hmu? ask me anything ill reply
  • JoinedAugust 18, 2012

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CumForMe CumForMe Oct 11, 2012 07:10AM
@TheseWildSpirits love youu :3
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