Hello everyone!
My name is Avery and I'm 14.
I do enjoy writing, I don't think I'm any good but... yeah.
Um... I like to talk to people, and I'm very good at listening to other people's problems.
Think of me as your own [free] personal shrink. You tell me what you want me to know.

Quotes:[if you know who they're by {most are by me} message me and let me know]:
You only got one virginity {YOGOV} -luanlegacy
Life's a bitch... if it was a slut it'd be too easy
Excuse me mofo, but I'm allergic to bullshit!
My number? 843-FUCK-YOURSELF
I live... in a world surrounded by idiots.
And then there was one...
If I do this, I get your first born
Honestly? I never like yo ass in the first place! {Dedicated to all the fake bitches out there!}
Girl stop, your vagina has been used more than Google!

My favorite drunk comments:
Why did you kill Mufasa, kitty?! Why?!
I think God's a pervert... [why?] because you only exist in my sexual fantasies. - Twin Obsession
I swear to drunk I'm not God!

And now a poem by Skylar {I luvers yew midget!}
Twinkle twinkle little whore
We all know why you're so sore
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Go fuck a duck you ugly mutt
Twinkle--Bitch get the fuck outta my face!

Sorry for the insane cursing... it just... ya know... slipped?
I love you and before you commit suicide, please talk to me.

Always here for you babe
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  • JoinedJune 6, 2012

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