CluelessPumpkin

I think I might start another Johnlock - do you think that's a good idea?
          	

CluelessPumpkin

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John followed Sherlock into the flat, relieved to be back in the place he knew as home. His relief quickly turned to surprise. "HOLY SHI-" John lept back, staring at the large pig grunting in front of him. It sniffed at his feet. John looked up, wide-eyed, to where Sherlock was bustling around in the kitchen, looking for something. "There's a pig in our flat." He frowned. 
          
          "Sorry? Can't hear you." Sherlock called. John gestured to the pig. "There is a goddamn PIG in our flat! What is a pig doing in our flat?"
          
          "I bought it." Sherlock turned and walked back, holding out a hand of lettuce to the pig. It lost interest in John's feet and snuffled the lettuce in Sherlock's hand. John ran a hand through his hair. "You bought a fucking pig and didn't tell me." 
          
          "Its name is John Watson." Sherlock stood, smiling slightly at John. John stared at the pig, then up at Sherlock. "You named the pig after me." His tone was disbelieving, and John ran his other hand through his hair. John Watson The Pig grunted around their feet, nuzzling at John's trousers. It was surprisingly tame.
          
          "I wanted to be reminded of you when you were gone." Sherlock's voice was small. John sighed. "By naming a pig after me- Sherlock, that just makes it seem like you're calling me a pig." 
          
          Sherlock cocked his head to the side. "You're jealous of it."
          
          "I'm not jealous of a pig!" John threw his hands up. Sherlock grinned. "You don't need to be jealous of John Watson, John!"
          
          "I'm not!" John was interrupted by Sherlock's lips crashing into his own. He kissed back passionately. 
          
          "You see," said Sherlock when they separated, "You don't have to be jealous of the pig. You're everything to me. The pig will never replace you."
          
          "I guess I can get used to John Watson The Pig" John said, and kissed Sherlock again, hungrily. 
          
          
          (A short fanfic based on something that happened to @WoodenSky)
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AYAS221

LMAO  this is just perfect 
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iweepforadonis

That's funny :)
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CluelessPumpkin

I have been receiving a bunch of posts that say something about winning prizes but they are all from weird sounding accounts, I'm wondering if they are spam? Can someone confirm this for me, and if anyone is also getting these please refrain from clicking on the links until you have confirmation that they are real or not. (I don't want anyone doing something they will regret)