Name: Bruce Lee
Age: derp years old, herp in elven years
Sex: Do not want
Will you marry me: Oh crap, it's just all happening too fast for me.. I'm not saying no, definitely not saying no... *frustrated sigh* Look I just need time to think about it, okay?!

...Wait, this isn't an application form?

Well shit

Aaaaaaanyway, moving on 

I'm a ticking time bomb just waiting for the opportunity to go all random and weird on yo ass
I like smelling new books
I just love saying 'You shall not pass!' to random people a la Gandalf the Grey style
I'm constantly waiting for the perfect moment to go all LOTR on someone's majestic behind
I like pointing out obvious things when I have nothing better to do
It is with the utmost confidence that I, [insert name here], declare that Unicorns are quite clearly the 'shizz'
Chocolates are fahking delicious