~Hermes!~

HIIII THANKS SM FOR VOTING ON MY BOOKS LOVE THE SUPPORT :)

Yo
          
          Keep being freakin awesome (Post this to five people's profile)

I would like to announce smth since Hermes won’t. I created this account for my friend. So I can literally look in this account and actually do stuff with it :) I don’t often do that cus I respect privacy but yeah might as well announce that cus yeah

HI HERMES!!!!! 

Here have a cookie!
          
          *gives cookie and teleports away*

SON! SON! SON! I need dating advice! Please!!!

Aye 170 notifications let’s gooooooooooo

I don’t like your location son…I’m kinda terrified rn 
          
          (But lol it’s probably going to take Sausage awhile to even get a lover)

Welcome to the valley of blossoms!

Son help I don’t wanna leave :(