ChirkWritesStories

*Chirkwritesstories' real name is - Bradley Bentley.

*studies show that 70% of readers that read chirkwritesstories' books lose their sanity!!!
*chirkwritesstories is the leading cause of moldy cheese. 
*chirkwritesstories has pet dragon who tries to eat chirkwritesstories for writing such bad books. 
*chirkwritesstories was arrested three times for being a 'bad author', and corrupting the minds of children with terrible books.
*if you have ever wondered what it was that hides underneath your bed, it was Chirkwritesstories.
*Bob Ross himself says that chirkwritesstories is a danger to society.
*If you ever come across chirkwritesstories in real life, please give him a good kicking.
*chirkwritesstories has a physical condition that makes it impossible to remain quiet for more than 2 Minutes. 
*chirkwritesstories is single  (not to anyone's surprise)  so if you're single too, give him a call and insult him to his face. (it's ok, he deserves it)
*chirkwritesstories's goal is to reach 100,000,000 followers. Can he do it? (He can if it's in the negatives)
*chirkwritesstories is LDS. And no, despite the rumors, he does not have horns.
*if you vote on a story and follow chirkwritesstories, than you will be arrested for conspiring with a horrible person.
*Chirkwritesstories, in his free time, often finds himself reading, drawing, flirting with girls totally out of his league, and the occasional running for his life from an angry mob of alien Justin Bieber fans.