Hello! Welcome to my Wattpad! I hope you enjoy my writing. If you don't, well, shit. 

I freelance write and edit, but I've come to Wattpad to work on writing fiction. Feedback is always welcome! 

A little about me:

My life is a series of pranks that go too far.

Sometimes I dress up as a superhero and fight crime, but the police have told me to stop doing that. That's why I have free time on my hands to post on Wattpad.

When I was only a few months old, I won the title of fastest baby. My grandfather entered me in a race at a fair. I have won several awards and achievements throughout my life that some would deem as more appropriate to list, but they're wrong. 

Spiders are gross. 

Swear words are the spice of life. 

Beware the blind man with three thumbs.