I have a large collection of various cheese in my basement. Sometimes I like to rub that cheese, not too hard, just a light rub. Keeps me feeling happy and ready for anything that the day throws at me.

I also have a huge love for fish. I buy fish and then just hang out with it on the couch, watch some Netflix, make out sometimes. Good times. When I'm done with the fish I throw it into the sea to give it a happy ending.

And Donald Trump is REALLY sexy I have a huge crush on him and want to be with him. I fantasise about touching his beautiful wrinkly body. Oh his hair is just heavenly. I wish I could run my hands through his golden silky hair.
  • JoinedSeptember 8, 2016



Story by Chelicerae
The Secret Cheese by Chelicerae
The Secret Cheese
Trying to hide my cheese obsession from my friends and family.
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