Greetings friends, my name is Lavender and I'm not a writer. At least not by trade, I'm a musician who, in the spirit of committing to jokes far more than necessary, has begun writing books. I made a joke about an NPC in my D&D campaign (that I stream weekly, twitch.tv/cenbian) who wrote a book called 50 Shades of Gnome and that spiraled into the full length book called Shades of Gnome I'm currently writing on a weekly basis. It's been written to be read by me and the players each week, so my apologies if it's a bit disjointed.

Regardless of the amateur nature of it all, I do hope you enjoy the journey of Gnomey the Gnome, and have a good day!