❤Roses are red,❤
🪱Parasites need a host,🪱
😱I think I'm having a stroke,😱
🍞Or does anyone else smell toast?🍞
...

😺Hi im the cat that stole my owners phone. (any pronouns⚧️) im a simp for anything weird and that is a stalker. HELP MAKE ME POPULAR!!! I'M FUNNY GOD DAMNIT😾










Things i like/simp for:

-HUGGY WUGGY💙💛
-PETER FROM YOUR BF💙🤍
-ALAN FROM MY DEAR HATCHET MAN💚🤎
-JOHN DOE ʘヮʘ❤🖤
-SUNNY DAY JACK💙💛❤
-CARTOON CAT🖤🤍
-SUNDROP/MOON DROP💙💛
-JAX FROM TADC💜💛
-CATNAP💜🖤
-DOGDAY🤎🧡




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I was not an imposter (⊙.☉)
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If you wanna be my freind or child just say hi i dont bite! (Or do i?😈)




































(Comment meow on my profile)
  • on your face while youre sleeping bc cat traits
  • JoinedMarch 13, 2020


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