I wanna direct a movie about CWL Army commandos, played by actual United States SF soldiers, but the team is led by Steven Seagal and done in his style of movie where he leads the team lazily going around corners, no weapons handling whatsoever, completely unrealistic and poorly done, meanwhile his team thats actually being realistic is getting picked off one by one while Steven Seagal who is wearing nothing but a his signature trench coat and sunglasses is mowing down bad guys and he gets awarded his 10th medal of heroism by the CWL.
At the end Seagal takes off his sunglasses and goes “I’m just doing my job”